Young Litigator At Play Gifts

Playing Doctors.

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

'I wonder what the statue of limitations is on something like this?'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

Law Offices

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

Clive Anderson

'Place your hand on the e-bible and text me a repeat text of my text...'

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

'Forget about hunting and gathering - I'm going to be a lawyer.'

Prosecutor's Office. The judge threw out the confession --- He said it was coerced. You violated the duress code!

Make good decisions!

'We never should have brought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious and arbitrary.'

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

'They got me for trespassing, grand theft cookie and trafficking Xboxes across state lines.'

"I don't mind your acting as your own attorney, but would you please stop hopping on and off that damned chair?"

"The only thing trivial about pursuing this trivial lawsuit is my fee!"

'These are from my attorneys for malpractice suit.'

"Mr. Packard will sue you now."

"We represent a North Carolina trade association and we'd like to file suit against the Native Americans for introducing our clients to a certain agricultural product."

'A raise in my allowance is fine, dad. But what I'm really after is power of attorney.'