Young Litigator At Play Pillows

Playing Doctors.

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

'I wonder what the statue of limitations is on something like this?'

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

Clive Anderson

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

Law Offices

'Forget about hunting and gathering - I'm going to be a lawyer.'

'We never should have brought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious and arbitrary.'

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

"I don't mind your acting as your own attorney, but would you please stop hopping on and off that damned chair?"

"The only thing trivial about pursuing this trivial lawsuit is my fee!"

"We represent a North Carolina trade association and we'd like to file suit against the Native Americans for introducing our clients to a certain agricultural product."

"Mr. Packard will sue you now."

'These are from my attorneys for malpractice suit.'

'A raise in my allowance is fine, dad. But what I'm really after is power of attorney.'

'I've always been a proponent of winning people's hearts and minds by suing them.'