Punny Litigators Pillows

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

Lawyer sees street sign: Parallel Paralegal Parking.

Clive Anderson

"First, admit no harm."

'...And zap him quick, before that bleeding-heart Governor gets back from vacation.'

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

'I'm afraid I'll have to sentence you to five years, but you have been a beautiful defendant.'

The Jury Decides.

'I need a lawyer who specializes in guilty people.'

Chemical Lawyers.

"After all, it is a frivolous lawsuit..."

'Then it's agreed. You give sun, water and carbon dioxide and in return, you get oxygen.'

"If she sings it's over."

'The Not so Great Escape.'

'Is it just me or are we showing more leg this year?'

Barristers playing children's games during the long vacation

'You're in luck... nasty papercuts are my specialty.'

'Dumpty vs. All the kings men...'

"Counselor, please refrain from doing that to the witness!"

"We couldn't get any surprise witnesses, but I booked Jay Leno to tell a few jokes on your behalf."