Silly Litigators Pillows

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

Clive Anderson

Law Offices

Transcendental Litigation

"Wait! First, his attorney."

Playing Doctors.

'Is your client qualified to give a urine sample.'

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

'These are from my attorneys for malpractice suit.'

"We represent a North Carolina trade association and we'd like to file suit against the Native Americans for introducing our clients to a certain agricultural product."

"Mr. Packard will sue you now."

'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

"The only thing trivial about pursuing this trivial lawsuit is my fee!"

'I've always been a proponent of winning people's hearts and minds by suing them.'

'I'm afraid I'll have to sentence you to five years, but you have been a beautiful defendant.'

Suees and Sueers

'I need a lawyer who specializes in guilty people.'

'Ladies and gentlemen... let's not quibble, when we can sue.'

Lawyer with no work makes himself look busy

"Any history of medical malpractice suits in your family?"

'How did you know that I'm an attorney?'