Little Litigators Pillows

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

"Two boys from legal to see you."

'Hello. My father is an attorney. This is how I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'

"Again? I read you your Miranda rights last night."

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

'I wonder what the statue of limitations is on something like this?'

'Take me to your lawyer.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

Law Offices

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

'Forget about hunting and gathering - I'm going to be a lawyer.'

Out of Court Settlement

"Congratulations, Counselor. It's a boy and your wife's fine. She just had a little difficulty passing his fin through the birth canal."

"I’ll have my lawyer call your lawyer to keep them gainfully employed."

Playing Doctors.

The Washington Arbitrators