Young Jurist Gifts

"Who do you want to sue when you grow up?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"Finally...school starts next week."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

RBG, RGB, CMYK

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

'I wonder what the statue of limitations is on something like this?'

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

'You are about to become professionals. You will no longer work for free. You will work pro bono.'

'Junior wrote his first memo today!'

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

Secretary to boss: 'You fooled some of the people all of the time, Senator, but they were all too young to vote.'

'Place your hand on the e-bible and text me a repeat text of my text...'

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."