Junior Jurist Gifts

'Pinky swear doesn't cut it anymore. My attorney has a few documents for you to sign.'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

I rule by fear.

Junior Doctor.

Boys Cooking

'I wonder what the statue of limitations is on something like this?'

'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up.

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

Anatomy.

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

"Oh no, those aren't recharging stations for phones. We have those there so physicians can get themselves recharged!"

Grand rounds vs. ground rounds.

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

NHS application system: 'Let me in! I'm a Junior Doctor!'

"We'd like you to be at breaking point seven days a week."

Out of hours GP service machine.

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'

'Reflexes normal.'

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

Off the wall legal advisor.

'Try not to worry Mr Thomas. It's just a minor operation.'