'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'
Junior Journalist Gifts
Looking for a gift for a young aspiring journalist? Our collection celebrates their passion for storytelling, investigation, and curiosity. Perfect for young scribes eager to make their mark with fun, thoughtful items that fuel their reporting adventures.
"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
Trial by Media
"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."
Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.
Schengen
Hate Platforms
Occu-Pie Mars
British savings accounts
Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
"Welcome to the future"
Opportunities in Coronatimes
"Good boy."
"You're fired."
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
Lynching on social media
"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."
"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."
'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'
'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'
Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
Who will determine Venezuela's future?
Support the Ex-Troops
Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?
Junior Journalist Gifts Collection
Junior Journalist Mugs
Explore our range of mugs perfect for junior journalists, designed to inspire and entertain every story they craft.
Junior Journalist Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows that celebrate journalism, adding a personal touch to their reading or creative space.
Junior Journalist Prints
Browse prints that capture the spirit of storytelling—ideal for inspiring young journalists at home or in the classroom.
Junior Journalist T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts tailored for young scribes, blending humor and passion for a wardrobe that tells their story.