Journalism Student Gifts

'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

"Skepticism, Jones? Tell me, how does that relate to journalism?"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Occu-Pie Mars

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Welcome to the future"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Hate Platforms

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

British savings accounts

Lynching on social media

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Good boy."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Support the Ex-Troops

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?