Graduating Journalism School Gifts

School of fake news.

"Skepticism, Jones? Tell me, how does that relate to journalism?"

Trial by Media

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"Good boy."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"You're fired."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Squeezing the Free Press.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Torturing the English Language

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Ban on Free Speech

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

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Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

Gay Times...

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

The Circular Logic of Fascism