Graduation In Journalism Gifts

'My degree is in journalism but with a major emphasis in celebrity gossip.'

Trial by Media

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Good boy."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Big Bang Theory.

Squeezing the Free Press.

'Hmph. College kids.'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"What's a patent?"

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Eternal Student.

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Torturing the English Language

Reach for the Star.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

The adoration of the gels.

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!