Graduation In Journalism Mugs

'My degree is in journalism but with a major emphasis in celebrity gossip.'

Trial by Media

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Good boy."

"You're fired."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Squeezing the Free Press.

Big Bang Theory.

"What's a patent?"

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'Hmph. College kids.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Reach for the Star.

Eternal Student.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

The adoration of the gels.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'