Junior Journalist Pillows

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

British savings accounts

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

"Welcome to the future"

"Good boy."

Lynching on social media

Hate Platforms

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Occu-Pie Mars

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

'How fast can you hype?'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Squeezing the Free Press.