Future Journalists Pillows

Your son is smart and curious and has no attention span whatsoever

Occu-Pie Mars

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'How fast can you hype?'

They're Not Just That Into It

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

The Circular Logic of Fascism

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Coronavirus Waves

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

This Is What Moral Corruption Looks Like

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Presenter Auditions.

News for Sale

Blameless

"Skepticism, Jones? Tell me, how does that relate to journalism?"

Weapens of Mass Instruction

"We interrupt this special bulletin about Ferguson and Tulsa, to bring you a special bulletin about Baltimore..."

Print Suicide

"It says here an increasing number of Brits blog and tweet in Afrikaans. Why?"

Someday

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

Eye Off the Ball

Giving Up a Little Privacy

"Oh, say you can't see, any conflicts of interest in me! What's good for my brand, is now the law of the land! And the crooked media's nasty glare, my killer tweets bursting in air... Gave proof to the news cycle, that I'm so awesome it's almost unfair!..

Doves of peace trapped within the statue of liberty.

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'