Journalism Hopefuls Pillows

'I just want to grow up without being shot.'

Occu-Pie Mars

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'How fast can you hype?'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Coronavirus Waves

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

"We interrupt this special bulletin about Ferguson and Tulsa, to bring you a special bulletin about Baltimore..."

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Doves of peace trapped within the statue of liberty.

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."