Journalism Hopefuls T-Shirts

'I just want to grow up without being shot.'

Occu-Pie Mars

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'How fast can you hype?'

They're Not Just That Into It

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

The Circular Logic of Fascism

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Coronavirus Waves

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

This Is What Moral Corruption Looks Like

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

News for Sale

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

Print Suicide

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."

Someday

"We interrupt this special bulletin about Ferguson and Tulsa, to bring you a special bulletin about Baltimore..."

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

Eye Off the Ball

Giving Up a Little Privacy

Doves of peace trapped within the statue of liberty.

"Oh, say you can't see, any conflicts of interest in me! What's good for my brand, is now the law of the land! And the crooked media's nasty glare, my killer tweets bursting in air... Gave proof to the news cycle, that I'm so awesome it's almost unfair!..

"It says here an increasing number of Brits blog and tweet in Afrikaans. Why?"

Blameless

Weapens of Mass Instruction