Young Judge Enthusiast Gifts

"Tyler is on work experience."

'Court's in recess!'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Mou...Man trap!

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

Sue The Bastards

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

'Must you be so judgemental?'

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

Supreme Court Rules Suspension of Parliament Illegal

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

Law 'N' Order

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

'It drives me crazy when people whine about the collapse of the system!'

'You are about to become professionals. You will no longer work for free. You will work pro bono.'

"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check."

"It's not really perjury if you're a compulsive liar."

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

'How do you like THAT disparate impact?'

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'