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U.S. Supreme CouRRRRRRt

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

They Are Not Going to Take Me

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

The spend is high

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

There's no such thing as "The Fruit Basket Defense." By any chance, are you referring to "The Fruit of the Poisonous Tree"? That's evidence that was obtained by an illegal action and must be considered inadmissible. Yeah! What you said!!!

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

US Gun Control Debates.

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,