Young Litigant Gifts

"Keeping your allowance while suing your parents is going to be tricky."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

Secretary to boss: 'You fooled some of the people all of the time, Senator, but they were all too young to vote.'

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up.

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

Children hold hands around a map of the world with picnic food.

'Forget about hunting and gathering - I'm going to be a lawyer.'