Young Lawyers At Heart Gifts

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

Barack Obama's To Do list.

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

'Will this help me get into law school?'

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

'I don't believe in pressuring my children. When the time is right, they'll arrive at the default choice and go to law school.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

'Great. Another trainee lawyer.'

'Forget about hunting and gathering - I'm going to be a lawyer.'

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

Playing Doctors.

'We never should have brought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious and arbitrary.'

'Let's arbitrate.'

Judicial Restraint

"How are you going to become a divorce attorney if you can't do division?"

"Why would anyone hire a barrister, anyone can talk...I'm taking on my own case just as soon as I finish this triple by-pass."

'Remember, Son - You're never too young to litigate.'

"Before I begin, everyone must sign a non-disclosure agreement."

"Before I say anything, I'd like to have my friend, who wants to be a lawyer when he grows up, present"