Future Lawyer Dreamers Gifts

'I don't believe in pressuring my children. When the time is right, they'll arrive at the default choice and go to law school.'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

'Will this help me get into law school?'

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

'I wonder what the statue of limitations is on something like this?'

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

'Forget about hunting and gathering - I'm going to be a lawyer.'

"I'm going to be a lawyer so I'll be arguing both sides."

"This is the little league. You can't negotiate a signing bonus"

'Okay, let's negotiate. Just how good do I have to be?'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

Make good decisions!

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

You've got to help me, Em. Sure. My mom's hot on this strict, Chinese-style parenting. Welcome to my world. Tell her that your parents aren't pushing you to be a doctor. Sure. They gave up on that. They'll settle for Harvard law school. That's too much information.

'We never should have brought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious and arbitrary.'

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

'Let's arbitrate.'

'I'm hoping that this will take off and I will earn enough to pay my way through medical school some day.'