Future Attorney Gifts

'A raise in my allowance is fine, dad. But what I'm really after is power of attorney.'

"I'm going to be a lawyer so I'll be arguing both sides."

'I wonder what the statue of limitations is on something like this?'

"I'm bringing litigation against everyone who is responsible for my overly demanding socialization."

"When will I be old enough to start suing people?"

Daddy's Litigious Girl

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

"I'm glad your second year in law school has you thinking like an attorney, but you've got to stop submitting a bill with your homework."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."