"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."
Future Advocate Gifts
Looking for a gift for your future advocate? Discover a curated collection of products that capture their drive for change and creative spirit. Perfect for inspiring young minds and passionate dreamers, these items blend humor, motivation, and style, making every day an empowering celebration of their advocacy journey.
Businessman pops child's Earth balloon with cigarette.
"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."
The Ascent of Woman
"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."
'I think I'll become a lawyer.'
"Moulting"
Violent Crime Statistics
"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."
Lady Justice.
"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."
'I wonder what the statue of limitations is on something like this?'
"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"
"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."
P.A.C. Sewer Tours: Supreme Court Approved Tour the Sewers & Stay Clean - Let Us Get Filthy For You.
Horace Mann
Bambridge on Trial for Murder.
"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."
Efrain Rios Montt sentence overthrown.
'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'
The Voice of Experience: "Don't worry about the congress or the press. Once you own the udges and the justice department, they won't matter."
'We didn't have enough money for steel bars, so we just put a bunch of syrup on the wood.'
The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."
"I'm going to be a lawyer so I'll be arguing both sides."
Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'
"This is the little league. You can't negotiate a signing bonus"
"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."
"You know, crime doesn't pay... at least at your level."
'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'
Leading By Caving In
Make good decisions!
Daddy's Litigious Girl
'Honest? Well...I've never been indicted.'
"Huddled masses, line 3."
Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?
Future Advocate Gifts Collection
Future Advocate Mugs
Explore more inspiring mugs perfect for future advocates — ideal for fueling their mornings with humor and motivation.
Future Advocate Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that inspire and empower future advocates in their everyday spaces.
Future Advocate Prints
Browse vibrant prints that celebrate advocacy and creativity — great for decorating their favorite spaces.
Future Advocate T-Shirts
Find stylish T-shirts that speak to their advocacy spirit — perfect for wearing their passion on their sleeve.