Future Earth Advocate Gifts

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

The Environmentalist

Natural Disasters

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Evolution.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The World Weeps

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"Not to mention the park view."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Tree Funeral

Ecology.

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Aliens and Environmentalists

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

Pandora's boxes

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Global Warming.