Round Earth Advocate Gifts

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

The Environmentalist

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Natural Disasters

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'I blame global warming!'

Climate Crisis

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Government a la Carte

Evolution.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Water company bonus.

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.