Activist For Planet Earth Gifts

"Now let's move to the hall of extinct humanity."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

North Pole

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Natural Disasters

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

View to the Future

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"I love you too, big guy."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Insect extinction

Evolution.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Water company bonus.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Giant Snowflake.

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

HELLth Food Sprouts

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Climate Change

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

The World Weeps

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...