Future Of Our Planet Advocate Gifts

"Now do you believe in global warming?"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Natural Disasters

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Trump leaving

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

100% carbon neutral

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Evolution.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The melting polar ice caps

Vivienne Westwood

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...

The World Weeps

"Not to mention the park view."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."