Wurst Enthusiast Gifts

I married him for better or for wurst.'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

The circus diver.

Nutrition-Free Diet

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

Sisyphus Sawyer

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

"So that's a triple burger with added cheese and relish... Would you like the complementary angioplasty with that?"

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

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