Sauerkraut Enthusiasts Gifts

German company involved in submarine disaster?

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Cow Pollen

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

The beer idea.

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"He must have picked that up at the kennel."

The Remote Olympics

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Dog begging for a sausage

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

Bangers and Mash

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

'I know it's dark out here - we're traveling faster than the speed of light'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

'More syrup anyone?'

Heavy syrup

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.