Sauerkraut Enthusiasts Mugs

German company involved in submarine disaster?

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Cow Pollen

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

'Mr. Hillshire seems to have taken a turn for the 'wurst'.'

"He must have picked that up at the kennel."

The beer idea.

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Dog begging for a sausage

The Remote Olympics

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

'I know it's dark out here - we're traveling faster than the speed of light'

'More syrup anyone?'

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

Bangers and Mash

Loyd Grossman

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

Wieners Sausages.

'Do not look within. Trust me, you don't want to know what's in there.'

Heavy syrup

'Crowd Source'