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I married him for better or for wurst.'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

The circus diver.

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

Nutrition-Free Diet

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

Sisyphus Sawyer

Dave's Hamburger Shop

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

'I'd like to order, please.' - 'Okay, what's your table number?' - 'I don't know.' - 'Find it, weak-minded fool!!' - 'What's our table number?' - 'There is no table number.' - 'There is no table number.' - 'You should have been assigned a table number whe

Big Boy Foot

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'