World Diner Gifts

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

Countervailing Clichés.

Church Basement Foodie

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'How is the water prepared?'

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant.

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

Zagat Rated.

'I'll have the steak.' (Fish in tank start jumping for joy).

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

'Your tea is getting cold.'

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"It's made with real angel hair."

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

'You made me jump,'

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

'Maybe you shouldn't eat by your keyboard.'

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

'All right, I agree with you.'

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!