Traveling Diner Gifts

Man dining in Greenwich

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"For drinks or dinner?"

Platter confusion.

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

Today: Tomato Surprise. Of course the tomato surprise doesn't impress you, sir … You’re not a tomato.

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

I recommend the ketchup.

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

'I'LL HAVE YER GIZZARDS ROASTED OVER AN OPEN FIRE AND YER GUTS IN JAMAICAN RUM, YA LUBBER!' 'And for dessert, Sir?'

“It's his first hibachi.”

'Is anything O.K.?'

'It's not nouvelle cuisine, Monsieur. You've ordered from the children's menu.'

'You don't need a menu here, mate. If you can't see it on my apron, we don't sell it.'

How to sell healthy food...

"Tonight, I feel like eating something controversial."

Today's special: Roadkill stew.

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

"Not saying much are they?"

'Could I have some more sugar cubes please?'

'One slice of toast and a bottle of ketchup, please.'