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Man dining in Greenwich

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"For drinks or dinner?"

Platter confusion.

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

'I'LL HAVE YER GIZZARDS ROASTED OVER AN OPEN FIRE AND YER GUTS IN JAMAICAN RUM, YA LUBBER!' 'And for dessert, Sir?'

I recommend the ketchup.

“It's his first hibachi.”

'Is anything O.K.?'

'It's not nouvelle cuisine, Monsieur. You've ordered from the children's menu.'

'You don't need a menu here, mate. If you can't see it on my apron, we don't sell it.'

How to sell healthy food...

"Tonight, I feel like eating something controversial."

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

Today's special: Roadkill stew.

"Not saying much are they?"

'One slice of toast and a bottle of ketchup, please.'

'Could I have some more sugar cubes please?'

"Do you have a white on the fruity side, with maybe a possum on the label?"