World Diner Pillows

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

Church Basement Foodie

Countervailing Clichés.

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'How is the water prepared?'

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant.

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

Zagat Rated.

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

'I'll have the steak.' (Fish in tank start jumping for joy).

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

'You made me jump,'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

"It's made with real angel hair."

'Your tea is getting cold.'

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

'Maybe you shouldn't eat by your keyboard.'

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

'I'm sorry, sir, but cheeseburgers are out of season.'