Working Out Gifts

Just Do It. Just Did It.

'Five more, Billy! No pain, no gain!!'

How can we improve our health?

'I don't mind you earning more money than I do, or driving a more expensive car, but do you have to bench-press more than I do, too?'

Fitness Clinic.

"I told him he should have trained more."

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

'Come on you fat sweaty useless ugly slob!!...Get those flabby white legs moving!!'

'Good morning, and welcome to Sunshine Cruise Line's 14-day weight-loss cruise.'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Weight loss clinic at the top of a hill.

Woman and sport trainer

Rowing machine attached to a desk.

'Hey, buddy! Unless you're passing, get out of the left lane!'

'I joined a gym today and had my first vigorous workout. I thought I was sweating but I think it was my body crying.'

'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'

'I enjoy sweating the small stuff. It adds to my fitness workout.'

'Been working out?'

'I can help you develop your triceps, possibly beef up your chest. But to be brutally honest, you need to be erased and completely redrawn.'

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

Working out.

'Hold the elevator!'

Step class member taking the elevator at work

'Thanks! I do a lot of swimming.'

'Whoa,,, Ned hired a personal trainer for his personal trainer,'

The coach.

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'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'I call this next leg exercise the 'Prodigal Son' - it's just the thing for getting rid of fatted calves.'

"How does that make you feel?"

"This place is so expensive you have to be fiscally fit to get physically fit."

'Of course it's competitive. I'm competing with myself.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"If this ain't a health farm, you tell me what is!"