Physical Exercise Gifts

Gymnast.

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

No hitting below the belt!

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Playing Fetch.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Muscles

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."