Health Exercise Gifts

Yoga Guru

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Dog Walking Services

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Well, well, well...'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Muscles

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Be Healthy

Turn, turn and turn.