Health Exercise Pillows

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"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Dog Walking Services

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Well, well, well...'

Muscles

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

Turn, turn and turn.

Be Healthy