Exercising Pillows

"I would have gone on a run."

Just Do It. Just Did It.

How can we improve our health?

'Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.'

Reaching the Summit

'if your wife ever asks you to meet her at Pilates...don't! It's not a pizzeria.'

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

The Three Graces

"I do exercise, stretching exercises. Got the stretch marks to prove it."

'I can't figure it out. I swim all day and I can't lose weight.'

'Very good, Now ten more reps...and a one, and a two and ...'

Office Safety.

"I canceled my membership, but they keep withdrawing money. I've lost 15 pounds so far fighting them in court."

'I now pronunce you husband and wife.'

'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"I can defend this hill for another hour, but then I really need to get to the gym."

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

"Give it a minute. They're even better warmed up."

Nordic Trak Reading Machine

"Hey, there are pedals on this thing!"

'You need more activity. Start with some light dusting of your exercise equipment.'

T-Shirts. Just do it. Just watch it.

"Harmon was shaving and his stomach fell into the sink."

Apocalliptical

'That's his smart-phone: It's the only way I've found to get him to exercise...'

I love PE.

'It's not an actual motorcycle. It's an exercise bike. I made it look like one so my husband would actually use it.'

Built and Built without a permit.

Excuses for not going to the gym: Stopped on the way to the gym by an alien...

Pick your own.

When I said take more exercise Mr Potter I didn't mean right now.

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

Cows exercising: 'Cattlesthenics'.