Effortful Exercisers Pillows

"I realize it's too cold to go for a walk, but I think you should so some activity during the winter months."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'My feet are killing me.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Exercise Class

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Running

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."