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'Everyone in this office does more work than you!'

"There! I finished the display! It was hard, but I did it!"

"I admit you're a team player, but you're still a bench warmer."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Team Leader

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Go! Means NOW!

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Running

Exercise Class

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Dedication to excellence....

Keep Fit.