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'Everyone in this office does more work than you!'

"There! I finished the display! It was hard, but I did it!"

"I admit you're a team player, but you're still a bench warmer."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Team Leader

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Go! Means NOW!

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Running

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"OK, ready to go again?"

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Exercise Class

"It seemed like miles to me!"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

Dedication to excellence....