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Wow - that's some fridge magnet..!

"Too much torque?"

"Just be yourself."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

The rocket powered skiier

The Fast Lane.

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

Theatre Crowd

A day at the transgenic races

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

100k Desert Crawl

It's to stop you getting side-tracked.

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.