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Wow - that's some fridge magnet..!

"Too much torque?"

"Just be yourself."

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

The rocket powered skiier

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

The Fast Lane.

A day at the transgenic races

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Theatre Crowd

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Dairy Devil

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

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