Effort Appreciators T-Shirts

Ducks swimming with the one behind paddling hard to catch up.

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"You make a very compelling case, Jeffrey, but I still maintain that my day was worse than yours."

"Nice touch, Jenkins. I like a man who salutes."

'Mirror, mirror, on the silo, who's the studliest bull in Shiloh?'

"I hope your parents appreciate the effort I make to get dressed and leave the house."

Everyone thinks they can do it

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

"Daddy is fiscally buff."

Quasimodo Zit.

'This is the last time I go golfing with a lumberjack.'

How would you like to work part-time, Benson?

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

'Let's put it this way, part of you was offside!'

"There! I finished the display! It was hard, but I did it!"

'Everyone in this office does more work than you!'

"Technically, it's not your time yet, but we were sick of your complaining."

"He's got it all figured out. Zooms his visits with one hand and has Amazon deliver the gifts with the other."

"What do you mean, you don't know who I am? I am Ralph. Ralph! Surely you have heard of Ralph."

"I'm trying to position myself as loyal."

Sucessful forth place

'Look like Yorg discover great motivational tool.'

"Gracie, how can you appreciate being full...if you've never been hungry?"

Pay 50c for Momentum

'The last thing I remember, my wife said it would not hurt to compliment her once in a while.'

"I admit you're a team player, but you're still a bench warmer."

"Don't you know who I am?! I demand an upgrade! I'm a platinum-plus frequent fly..."