Effortful Exercisers T-Shirts

"I realize it's too cold to go for a walk, but I think you should so some activity during the winter months."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"It's true: no more burpees."

Running

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"OK, ready to go again?"

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Exercise Class

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'We're looking for athletic people.'