Exercise Gifts

Snowperson Yoga

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."

'It all started with some harmless stretching exercises.'

"Exercise is the best medicine. Jump."

"Have you tried taking long walks?"

"Of course, this neck stretch should be attempted only by advanced students."

"It's for my back. You have two more questions."

"Gruelling as this is, it's not a total-body workout."

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Warming up

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

The over-40 workout

Gym Resolutions

'That's right! No huffing a puffing for 30 minutes on a treadmill. We've developed a new stress test that is faster and more accurate.'

'Does it hurt when I do this?'

One week after new year. The rest of the year.

What Can We Do To Lose Weight?

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Good intentions last a month on average

New Years Resolution.

'I don't think that's what the pharmacist meant when he said 'Take for two days and skip a day.''

"I probably shouldn't wake him. He needs the exercise."

'Irregular heartbeat. Due to irregular exercise.'

'Five more, Billy! No pain, no gain!!'

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

"Try to get more exercise."

"How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?"

'Look I know I said 'energy saving' but this is ridiculous.'

Doris' diy bum lifts proved to be a great weight-loss method.

Resistance Training: 'Are you going to resist training all day?'

"Take some identification with you in case you die."

'This looks good. It's a six-hour special on how society is becoming too sedentary.'