Working Out T-Shirts

Just Do It. Just Did It.

'Five more, Billy! No pain, no gain!!'

How can we improve our health?

'I don't mind you earning more money than I do, or driving a more expensive car, but do you have to bench-press more than I do, too?'

Fitness Clinic.

"I told him he should have trained more."

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

'Come on you fat sweaty useless ugly slob!!...Get those flabby white legs moving!!'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Weight loss clinic at the top of a hill.

Rowing machine attached to a desk.

Woman and sport trainer

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'I joined a gym today and had my first vigorous workout. I thought I was sweating but I think it was my body crying.'

'Hey, buddy! Unless you're passing, get out of the left lane!'

'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'

'I can help you develop your triceps, possibly beef up your chest. But to be brutally honest, you need to be erased and completely redrawn.'

'I enjoy sweating the small stuff. It adds to my fitness workout.'

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

Step class member taking the elevator at work

'Thanks! I do a lot of swimming.'

Image changing.

'Whoa,,, Ned hired a personal trainer for his personal trainer,'

Working out.

'Hold the elevator!'

"If this ain't a health farm, you tell me what is!"

Crisis at the health club.

No more bingo wings.

"I gave up yoga when I found out walking around with a yoga mat is not considered yoga."

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

'Watch yourself kid. The inmates and food are great, but the pilates will kill ya.'

A man going to the toilet sees two doors, one is labeled 'MEN', the other, 'REAL MEN'.

"I usually can't tell identical twins apart, but I think I can tell which one of you is already a member of our fitness center."

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'