Wedding Couple Gifts

A bride and groom hold their guests up with the wedding cake knife.

Leaving the parental nest - Bride's father asking the groom to take care of his daughter.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

You're my Mona Lisa.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Demure lady with gloves

Cry babies.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"I think I need an extra pillow."