Wedding Couple Pillows

A bride and groom hold their guests up with the wedding cake knife.

Leaving the parental nest - Bride's father asking the groom to take care of his daughter.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

You're my Mona Lisa.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Demure lady with gloves

"Stephen and I are today's special."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Cry babies.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Lesbian civil partnership.

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

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